April 2011

I thought she might've been the most stylish woman in Whoville, but it turns out she was just Russian, as she explained while staring in mesmerized awe at my belt buckle. To make matters worse, moments after this photo was taken my friend explained to me that everyone is wearing their hair in a vertical antenna-bun right now, because there was some kind of article or something in "w" magazine, whatever the fuck that is. A week later i saw her in the food court and her array was still extended, as it were.